Travel as seen through a poet’s eyes

People often comment that I seem perfectly happy here in Port Naain. ‘Look around you’ they cry. ‘Look at the squalor and filth, breath deeply and choke on the chife that hangs, noxious, in the air. Why do you not travel?’

But I have travelled. Years ago in my youth, when single and fancy free, I decided I would be a romantic poet, a bucolic poet, a poet of undiscovered Partann.

Indeed when you travel south of Port Naain, cross the estuary and put the twin villages of Saskadil and Roskadil behind me, there is much that is pretty and picturesque.


I dallied with milk maids and wooed them with honeyed words, pouring forth my wit and overwhelming them with my sensitivity.

But still, no patron of the arts could be found, no person of wealth and culture, desperate for even an intimation of the civilising graces.  So I supported myself hewing wood and drawing water, pulled my belt tighter and pressed on south in search of the true culture of the land.

And my eye alighted on Cold Dregdale. The town itself is almost entirely surrounded by streams, lakes, fishponds and bog. The inhabitants, worthy souls that they undoubtedly are, make most of their money from selling snails and frogs for the table. But on those days where there is no wind and the murk from the mire hangs heavy, the stench of the place is bad.


To survive there I did as the locals do and chewed the root of bog fescue. After three days it exudes from your pores and the scent is noxious to midges, flies and fleas. But obviously you cannot wash because the moment you do, the exudate is gone and you are devoured alive by the uncountable vermin.

To further protect themselves, the folk of the town burn their rubbish in special open bins in the streets. They mix it with mud so that it produces a thick smoke which drives off the midges.

The most civilised place in this village is the Travellers’ Inn. I performed there for a fortnight. The clientele are kind, appreciative, delighting in all the arts and not slow to part with their cash. In two weeks I never once had to pay for my drink or meat.

The inn itself takes hospitality almost to excess, they fumigate your bedding and your newly laundered clothing over dung fires to guarantee that there are no bugs in them. They even have a cunningly arranged system of water screens before all the doors and windows so that whilst both staff and guests may come and go as they pleased, nothing can fly in.

I dined in style, fed on the best the land could offer, paid for by generous, large hearted, patrons. The pate they serve on toast as a starter is composed of compressed midges, delicately spiced. The water snails in garlic are good, as are the frogs’ legs in white wine sauce. The stew which contains the rest of the frog is a little bitter for my taste, but not half as bitter as the salad they serve it with.

I composed one verse in Cold Dregdale

Come let us frolic

Amidst the scented pools

That distracts us from our colic

and the looseness of our stools.

A land of murk descending

Of ever present mist

With pestilence still pending

And all the world fly kissed

I confess I was not at my best, and fourteen days was all I could take. I continued on my journey, skirting the keeps and holds of bandit princes, making it once more to the safety of Port Naain.


But still, now a man of modest literary attainment, my works can be purchased by the discerning

Flotsam or Jetsam is at

There are even reviews

I have read several of this author’s fascinating stories featuring the poet Tallis Steelyard, his wife Shena and all of his friends. I am always delighted and amazed at the quality of the writing and the accompanying artwork.

I was offered the opportunity to read Flotsam and Jetsam, the very first Tallis story and literally jumped at the chance.

All of Jim Webster’s Tallis stories are set in a different era and way of life. This one is unusual in that it is a complex murder mystery.

I never knew that Tallis and his wife lived on a boat in the beginning, but Tallis has always been a poet of some renown. Shena has a dubious job, one that might get her killed one day, and if you want to know why you must read the novella.

These unusual stories are exceedingly well written, complex and full of description, strange names and places, and colloquialisms from another time.

Every one delightfully different and a joy to read…


2 thoughts on “Travel as seen through a poet’s eyes

  1. How could we not read Tallis’ entertaining, original – sometimes drawn out – .lurid, tales of the past. He can handle any subject with panache, is descriptive with talk of flora and fauna, stench and filth, and his poem made me laugh out loud! Should you meet him shortly, Jim, do pass on my best wishes for the New Year. (Please ask him what happened to his plans to use other people’s efforts** as he didn’t even acknowledge them…..And I had him down as a gentleman!) (**even though they may have been rubbish.) xx

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    1. Tallis merely muttered something about ‘a Homage’ is not plagiarism and imitation is still a relatively sincere form of flattery.
      I left him flicking through his notes as he desperately tried to find out what he’s actually promised 🙂


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