Never let it be said that Tallis Steelyard is one of those ‘artists’ who sits sighing in his garret, bewailing his fate and wondering why his literary endeavours appear to be shunned by the multitudes.
No, as becomes the leading poet of his generation, the wilful whims of fate will be set firmly aside. Let others moan and weep, let them waste their time in sorrowful ululation.
A new work is to be published. Literature is to be advanced, envelopes are to be pushed, silos will be broken down and paradigms will be shifted. At last, after seemingly endless preparations, publication of, ‘Tallis Steelyard. The Monster of Bell-Wether Gardens and other stories’, is imminent.
Tallis, being something of a traditionalist at heart, has decided that he will launch this new book with a blog tour. Already numerous anecdotes have been jotted down; tales are being prepared even as I write.
I have been asked if any of our gentle readers would like their blog included in the tour. The procedure is simple, Tallis provides you with one of his stories for you to publish in your blog, in this case at some point around the 1st of October. Tagged onto the end of the anecdote will be a few details about the forthcoming book. When the story is published on your blog, I’ll reblog it here. Hence folk will know to rush to your site to read the story in full, and hopefully they’ll become entranced in the other articles on your blog.
Not too entranced through, after all, they’d be mortified if they realised that they’d been so lost in wonder at the excellence of your blog’s contents that they entirely forgot to purchase a copy of Tallis’s book while they had the chance. Between ourselves I must confess to feeling duty bound to spare our readers too much mortification.
Thus and so, have we any volunteers?
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Now available for a discerning clientele
As a reviewer commented, “Poetry in motion – practical hints for the hopeful scribbler from a master of the art. The trials and tribulations of the professional poet described with wit and wisdom. Loved it.”
Tallis! Come ye, hither!
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and this time I promise I won’t forget you 🙂
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Count me in 👍😎
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Will do but cannot guarantee it’s banana related 🙂
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😀
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Tallis Steelyard has granted you (Yes, YOU) the honour of helping him get the word out about his new, upcoming masterpiece 😃
Go to the original blog post and leave your acceptance (plus email address if necessary) in the comments under it 😎
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Please do 🙂
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Glad you liked it 🙂
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You can count on us!
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Delighted to
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As lways, I would be honoured to assist a poet.
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And a poet would be honoured to be assisted 🙂
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Sounds like we have a deal 🙂
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We’ll be in touch 🙂
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Absolutely.
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be delighted to have you join in 🙂
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If you have anything mental health related count me in — otherwise I’ll visit and read on the blogs of others.
xx,
mgh
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I was wondering if anybody else had ever introduced mental health issues into Fantasy comedy of manners!
Then suddenly I had an idea. I’ll be in touch 🙂
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Oh goodie! I’m eager to see what you come up with. Mental illness and neurological disorders have been featured in a great many films, and the characteristics appear in the behavior of a great many characters in novels (without *naming* them as such). Mrs. Malaprop, anyone?
I met someone at an ADD conference who was working on a novel about a time far in the future when the ADDers had been relocated to their own planet. Her protagonist had somehow fallen in love with a man who did NOT have ADD, and was traveling home to tell her parents the “bad” news. 🙂 (Stigma was still alive and well in her view of the future) I’ve never seen it in print, however. ::sigh:: that ole follow-thru struggle!
xx,
mgh
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Tallis is always welcome at my blog, Jim. 🙂 — Suzanne
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I’ll crack the whip and get something sorted 🙂
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struggling to find your contact details 😦
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I’m in. Just give this old girl gentle direction at the time.
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No problem, Tallis is a perfect gentleman and will be a joy to work with 🙂
What’s you contact email or similar?
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girl1cnd@hotmail.com and looking forward to it
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